Single

My friend John is having a hard time. He’s a single guy (and it doesn’t look like he’s getting married any time soon. No girlfriend either) and all of his friends are starting to marry off. This didn’t seem to bother him much until he started noticing that he wasn’t being included in the group anymore. Well, not as much.

Dear Sexy Siren,

OK, just breathe. Your life isn’t over because you’re single on Doom’s Day…I mean, on Valentine’s Day. There are plenty of us ladies who don’t have a man to buy us gifts, take us to dinner, and to get kinky with at the end of the night. We are strong, independent, beautiful women and most guys just can’t keep up with us. That’s why we’re single. Right? Wrong. Maybe we’re just crazy, or too demanding, or stubborn—ever think about that?