nick cannon

Nick Cannon helping his wife Mariah Carey on her new album is like Carlos Mencia helping Dave Chappelle on he new routine. Alas, (according to the cyber streets) Nicky is co-writing a track with his beloved cougar—“Cat Got Your Tongue” could be the name. It got me thinking about untalented fools who were either married or dated a successful Latina musician.

My favorite Christina (sorry Aguilera) is prepping for a big 2009. But before she does so, she recently vented about her ex’s (Nick Cannon) recent wedding vows to Mariah Carey.

She told Rap-Up Magazine: "I definitely was shocked like everybody else. I was like, 'Really?' It just seemed like a weird match but I was happy for him. I always feel like Nick works hard to get what he wants, whether that be women—that's how he got me."