Mariah Carey

Woke up this morning to bizarre breaking news: Drunk a-hole Keifer Sutherland is in trouble again, this time for headbutting a dude who apparently interrupted his conversation with Brooke Shields. They were talking at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala when fashion designer Jack McCollough of Proenza Schouler, a friend of Brooke's, sidled up. According to McCollough, Keifer put a "high-school wrestling move" on him, then rammed him with his head.

Have you ever seen any of the “Cribs” episodes with Mariah Carey?  For some reason she always needs to show her big, luxurious bathroom, which is about 3 times the size of my entire apartment.  And then, for no apparent reason, except to show us her cleavage, she ends up taking a bubble bath.  Why? No one else on Cribs has ever taken a bath or shower that I can recall.  People have jumped into their pools or gotten into a spa with biking clad ladies to show they are pimps.  But a bubble bath? Only Mariah!

Nick Cannon helping his wife Mariah Carey on her new album is like Carlos Mencia helping Dave Chappelle on he new routine. Alas, (according to the cyber streets) Nicky is co-writing a track with his beloved cougar—“Cat Got Your Tongue” could be the name. It got me thinking about untalented fools who were either married or dated a successful Latina musician.

If Walter Mercado doesn’t play a big part in your New Year’s Eve traditions then you need to check your barrio pass at the door. The Puerto Rican psychic/horoscope queen *ahem* king always delivers predictions for the coming 365 days and special baños for each zodiac sign. I recently had the chance to speak with Wally about some of our favorite chart toppers. He dishes his predictions and some custom baths. He then attempted to cover me with his cape and offer me mucho, mucho amor. Fortunately, I escaped.

My favorite Christina (sorry Aguilera) is prepping for a big 2009. But before she does so, she recently vented about her ex’s (Nick Cannon) recent wedding vows to Mariah Carey.

She told Rap-Up Magazine: "I definitely was shocked like everybody else. I was like, 'Really?' It just seemed like a weird match but I was happy for him. I always feel like Nick works hard to get what he wants, whether that be women—that's how he got me."

The Elephant in the Room: Daddy Yankee endorsed John McCain for U.S. president and simultaneously lost his barrio cred. Not only did Cangri fans have a WTF moment but MCs such as Pitbull and Fat Joe labeled him a “sellout.” Pit called it a “failed publicity stunt” and Joey Crack challenged DY to a debate. Thank God for all our brain cells it never came to fruition but DY’s image became as tarnished as an Illinois governor.