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Not really, but wouldn’t that be great to see? Imagine one of Sí TV’s beautiful Model Latinas messing up Xtreme’s make-up and snuffing them the fudge out. I’d buy a ticket. The below video for “Hiliana” from the bachata metrosexuals (I think, not that there’s anything wrong with that) is a couple of years old and features Christine, from Model Latina Miami, as a woman scorned.

I told y’all the ladies of Model Latina Miami mean business. Emeraude, one of the finest contestants, scored a lead role in Marcy Place’s “Dame Un Chance (Nena)” music video. Marcy Place is a bachata trio who actually don’t spend five hours trimming their eyebrows. Crazy right? Anyway, Emeraude looks ravishing in this clip and she didn’t even have to wear booty shorts!

Arcángel, he of the freshly groomed eyebrows, admits he’s a strange Dominican. How strange you ask? Well, the reggaetonero is such a strange Dominican that he doesn’t like bachata! Well, at least he loves his plátanos. If he hated them, he’d have to join the Alex “I’m Dominican When it’s Convenient” Rodriguez club. And we know there isn’t any coming back from that hell. Check out what Arcángel said about big-boned girls, crying over women and his Dominicaness.

Don Omar is hoping his Midas touch extends beyond himself (he nabbed Jackie Guerrido for God’s sake). He signed bachata/pop group Marcy Place, comprised of brothers Joey, Billy and producer JC, to his Orfanato Music Group.