I was about 8 years old and having morning erections was part of becoming a big boy, It was normal.  I would wake up and there it was  “ATTENTION SOLDIER”, solid as a rock. All men can relate to this, Right Fellas?. 

Anyway, One night, My mom left me and my brother with Abuelo and Abuelita (Grandma and Grandpa).  We stayed late watching Tom Select’s Magnum PI, Hunter and the A-Team, (pure Testosterone in script form to the 10th power), and when all finished we got sent to bed by Abuelita, but Abuelo stopped us and said “Esperen no se vallan, para que vean a una mujer que los va a ser hombre”. (Wait, don't go anywhere, wait a little so you can see a Woman that will turn you into a man!) Wow, I didn’t know what that meant, but I was down for becoming a Man at 8.   My Abuelita made it clear, she was not approving what we were about to watch, but Abuelo overruled, and the - IRIS CHACON SHOW came on TV.

OH MY GOD! The lights, The colors, The music, The dresses, The dancers, “THE TETAS and THE NALGAS” on that woman!!! And it happen right there, A man in the making!!!! The strange sensation (“But it wasn't morning, and I didn’t need to Pee, What’s going on?” I wondered).   The more I looked at the TV the bigger my penis got.  I was feeling a little embarrassed so I try to push my penis down and it was worse, Soldier was fully erected, right in the middle of my Abuelita's living room. 

My Abuelita was looking at me concerned.  Finally, the commercial break came and I ran to my bedroom faster than I could say “That’s all Folks”. 

I recall Abuelita calling me “Mijo, Mijo, que te pasa” but I did not turn back, I just kept running to my bedroom and I covered my self from head to toe.   It took me many more years to figure it out and put it into practice, but that’s another blog.

And there it was, my first "Conscious Erection" and I have to thank Iris Chacon for that. – True Story.

Ladies and Gentlemen, thanks to the wonders of Technology and  "You Tube", Here I bring you…….IRIS CHACON!

This is was the opening for her show.

"Mani, Manicero Mani Mani" I like the Oscar DeLeon version, But Iris singing this song has a totally different meaning.

You gotta love this one, especially with "Latindaddy" wearing speedos dancing in the background, see if you can spot him, he is all the way to the right.

I think this was part of a movie, she performs "Caramelo y Chocolate".

All jokes aside, she is a true beauty. Not like this "Flacuchentas" the Fashion and Entertainment world keep showing us.  She empowered herself with her talent, and I'm not talking about her 40-24-42 figure, I'm taking about her ability to bring men an women a smile, joy and good times in an era when most of our countries had some serius issues to work on. 

She traveled the world from the Americas to Europe. This woman was responsible for hundreds and hundreds of salaries, from her glam squad, to dancers, to musicians, to promoters, to producers, you name it. She was able to sell out many venues including Radio City Music Hall and Madison Square Garden. And if she sells autograph pictures like the one below on ebay as collectors item she still be making doe.

Iris Chacon, Thank You for being yourself, Thank You for activating my manhood.

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