Halle Berry is about to "Marilyn Monroe" Mr. Obama out of the game before he even has a shot.

Big Barry gettin run on the "Swordfish" knockers.

-Ron Mexico

Oprah’s Angel and "The Color Purple" star Fantasia Barrino has a swagger lesson for all the women scorned.

Harpo was obviously beating on her for not bringing that scratch back to Daddy in a timely fashion.

That there’s the Martin Lawrence "Fuck ‘Em" dress… Beaten off of the back of a cheetah.

-Ron Mexico

Michelle Rodriguez, the original Taina Thug Princess, gots a new look foe dat azz…

Times is hard! Her agent made her audition for Michael Jackson’s Neverland production of "Thriller."

She might be late for the pre-naptime show.

-Ron Mexico

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Someone should remind K-Fed that P-Hilt doesn’t care for Negroes.

She’s just going to use him for his soul pole and discard him like an empty box of Dark & Lovely.

-Ron Mexico

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You would think after the game Snoop Dogg & Son were going to an advanced screening of "Kickin’ It Old School."

Man, they ain’t even hockey fans.

That’s all the clothing they’ve got left after Snoop just sold their house to cover legal fees.

-Ron Mexico