Remember the show Que Pasa Usa? it was one of my favorite tv shows back in the day…

This episode reminds me of when I was trying to school mi abuelita to becoming a u.s. senior citizen, after years and years of living illegally in nueva york, por fin she got her ciudadania on!! Go 'head abuelita w/ yo' bad self!!

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If you haven't heard it yet, you need to be up on NY's hottest summer banga'…It's Juganots latest joint "En Why Cee" featuring Joel Ortiz, Uncle Murder & Tess. It's getting alot of spins, and it's seriously mad fresh…Not to mention the video is sick and it features everybody who is anybody here in NY from Hot 97's Dj Enuff, Dj Camilo, Dj Absolute, LBoogs; Power 105.1's Dj Yonny; La Kalle 105.9fm's Dj Spin One, Stef La Kallejera, and of course keep your eyes peeled for yours truly, Dulce…Just to name a few!! I love this video, and if you borough bred from NY, you could relate. Summer days opening up la pompa was like an instant waterpark! Sh*t, I still slam 40's to the head and carry sharpie's so "everyone sees my name when they get off the train"!! Hahahaha…sike LOL!! I love Joel Ortiz…Not just cause we share the same last name, but he's lyrically ill! Juganot's crazy talented too, these latinos are really making some noise. Anyways here's the clip, check it out! Strictly Live baby!!

New York City…The capitol of flyness, the birthplace of Hip Hop…and me!!  Washington Heights Stand up!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you get if you mix a novela with a cooking show?  You would get "La Cocina Dramatica".  I colaborated with Danny Cash, Paul Cano, Anthony Fernandez and Caleb Laues.  The second part will come in a couple of weeks…

Stay Tuned,

Holla at your Girl Dulce, El Bomboncito!! - 

Peace.

 Growing up it was tough to be a girl, but being a Latina girl with a Latino Macho of a father was even tougher.  I couldn’t play soccer, cause girls don’t play soccer, that's for boys!!! he would say,  “I couldn’t skateboard, cause my legs would get scarred”…Sh*t, he almost lost it when I went through my baggy pants phase!! And everytime I burped, farted, or picked my nose, he'd call me a "cochina"…

  I love my father but his machismo drove me crazy.  I dedicate this book to all the girls that couldn't do something they wanted to do cause they were told they have to act like a lady!! I for one, WILL NOT! I refuse to act like a lady!! I used to pick my boogers in the closet, behind closed doors because I was afraid of what my dad would tell me,  until I couldn't take it anymore and went to my fathers face and said, in spanish so he could understand…MIRRA TU!!! YO ME SACO LOS MOCOS!!!! and I digged into my nostrils with my two fingers.He was shocked at first, but then he embraced me…and he said, "Mija, 'Ta bien…You can pick your boogers too!!!"And so I did, and now I do it everywhere & anywhere I want to do it. I feel so liberated!!

Sincerely Yours,

Dulce a.k.a "La Mocosa"

P.S.~
Don't miss my next book, Pretty girls Scratch their booty too!!! and my best seller, “Yo tambien me tiro peos” Part 1.

Fellas, how many times have you told your girl you couldn't hang out, cause you were too tired… and yet somehow you mysteriously mustered up enough energy to end up in a club surrounded by sexy, single, independent, scarletts poppin' bottles, knowing damn well you don't even have enough money to buy your own baby's bottles!! I won’t mention any names…ehem Latin Daddy (cough)… 

Sometimes dudes like to think they're getting over on us girls…Little do they know…

That's right…So next time you think you're slick…Think again!!