Inspired by the success of Ugly Betty, Latindaddy uses his natural resources (his looks) to call his new show "Butt Ugly". He doesn't need any make up, he just fits the part.

In a comparison below we see similarities.

You can catch "Butt Ugly" in You Tube some day.

D$

NOT!!!

Sorry COMEDY HATERS (You know who You are)

"WE WILL BE HERE FOREVER, FOREVER AND EVER WE WILL BE HERE.. AND OVER THERE TOO."

I don't know who came up with the great idea to have me work con esa Chusma de LATINDADDY.

Check how irresponsible this guy is while covering up Urbanworld Vibe Film Festival.

And by the way, he may say that I edit this to make him look bad, and blah, blah, blah…

I can’t make you look bad Latindaddy, You do that on your own.

D$

In his new book, Latindaddy confesses, he is going to sue Victoria Secrets for discrimination.

“If there is injustice, I will fight” Latindaddy says “I was born to be an Angel. I’m sick and tired of getting rejected. What are they trying to say that only women can be Angels?, the first angels where men, How come now we can’t be Angels”.

I was about 8 years old and having morning erections was part of becoming a big boy, It was normal.  I would wake up and there it was  “ATTENTION SOLDIER”, solid as a rock. All men can relate to this, Right Fellas?. 

Anyway, One night, My mom left me and my brother with Abuelo and Abuelita (Grandma and Grandpa).  We stayed late watching Tom Select’s Magnum PI, Hunter and the A-Team, (pure Testosterone in script form to the 10th power), and when all finished we got sent to bed by Abuelita, but Abuelo stopped us and said “Esperen no se vallan, para que vean a una mujer que los va a ser hombre”. (Wait, don't go anywhere, wait a little so you can see a Woman that will turn you into a man!) Wow, I didn’t know what that meant, but I was down for becoming a Man at 8.   My Abuelita made it clear, she was not approving what we were about to watch, but Abuelo overruled, and the - IRIS CHACON SHOW came on TV.

OH MY GOD! The lights, The colors, The music, The dresses, The dancers, “THE TETAS and THE NALGAS” on that woman!!! And it happen right there, A man in the making!!!! The strange sensation (“But it wasn't morning, and I didn’t need to Pee, What’s going on?” I wondered).   The more I looked at the TV the bigger my penis got.  I was feeling a little embarrassed so I try to push my penis down and it was worse, Soldier was fully erected, right in the middle of my Abuelita's living room. 

My Abuelita was looking at me concerned.  Finally, the commercial break came and I ran to my bedroom faster than I could say “That’s all Folks”. 

I recall Abuelita calling me “Mijo, Mijo, que te pasa” but I did not turn back, I just kept running to my bedroom and I covered my self from head to toe.   It took me many more years to figure it out and put it into practice, but that’s another blog.

And there it was, my first "Conscious Erection" and I have to thank Iris Chacon for that. – True Story.

Ladies and Gentlemen, thanks to the wonders of Technology and  "You Tube", Here I bring you…….IRIS CHACON!

This is was the opening for her show.

"Mani, Manicero Mani Mani" I like the Oscar DeLeon version, But Iris singing this song has a totally different meaning.

You gotta love this one, especially with "Latindaddy" wearing speedos dancing in the background, see if you can spot him, he is all the way to the right.

I think this was part of a movie, she performs "Caramelo y Chocolate".

All jokes aside, she is a true beauty. Not like this "Flacuchentas" the Fashion and Entertainment world keep showing us.  She empowered herself with her talent, and I'm not talking about her 40-24-42 figure, I'm taking about her ability to bring men an women a smile, joy and good times in an era when most of our countries had some serius issues to work on. 

She traveled the world from the Americas to Europe. This woman was responsible for hundreds and hundreds of salaries, from her glam squad, to dancers, to musicians, to promoters, to producers, you name it. She was able to sell out many venues including Radio City Music Hall and Madison Square Garden. And if she sells autograph pictures like the one below on ebay as collectors item she still be making doe.

Iris Chacon, Thank You for being yourself, Thank You for activating my manhood.

D$

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Danny Cash Baby!!! Reporting here for Bochinche TV, this is just in: 

In a effort to revitalize the failure of Roc La Familia, Jay-Z the hip hop mega-mogul, signs Fidel Castro aka "The CASTRATOR" to his Roc La Familia label.

"Me and Castro have a lot in common" the mogul rapper says, "I've retired many times and came back……He has died many times and came back". Inspired by Fidel's leadership Jay-Z has fired everyone at Roc La Familia execution style. "I'm really excited 'bout this project, I saw Fidel perform in Cuba in front of thousands and thousands of fans and let me tell you, Castro tore it up. 

Fidel's record is highly anticipated in markets like Cuba and Venezuela where it's mandatory to buy the Record. "How can we loose?" The mogul says "I lost millions on these reggaeton dudes I  signed before, I need to recoup baby, catch Fidel on I-tunes, Roc La Familia still rocking". Castro was available for comment, but he couldn't talk trough his feeding tube.

Fidel Castro and his album drop DEAD in stores any day now, and it's cleverly titled "I See the Light".

The album include many cuts like!

1. Te corto los huevos

2. My way or the Guillotine

3. You want Beef, Go to the end of the line.

4. Keep rolling them Trees

5. To die or not to die, dat’s the question.

6. It’s 187 on G.W. Bush!

7. No sleep ‘till Kremlin

8. Roc La Havana (feat. Jay-Z)

9. Me, Myself and Hugo Chavez

10. Che Che Cole - Che Che Guevarra

11. I'm still standing! Well not really!

12. Pa'l Calabozo (To the slammer) 

Bonus Track,

13. F@#K the Police in America, Not in Cuba!!! 

Reporting for Bochinche TV,

Yours Truly,

Danny Cash

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