Paris-”Special Needs”

Since I live and die for information regarding Paris’ impending jail time, I thought it hilarious that she has already had her jail sentence reduced in half for "good behavior."  What exactly this good behavior entails is beyond me, but I guess that showing up for her last court date 18 minutes late was enough to show the judge that she was really serious about her probation so he cut the number of days she has to serve in half.  It is also nice to know that she will be in a "special needs unit" where celebrities, politicians and other important people go who need to be separated from the real criminals.  There she will be in a 2 person cell instead of a huge dorm type room where anyone could take advantage of her.  She will get the same 1 hour per day to shower, watch TV or talk on the phone.  Do you think her friends will accept her collect calls from prison?  Can diamond studded cell phones even accept collect calls?  And how many of her celebrity friends do you think will go to visit her in the big house?  Maybe Nicole Richie can visit her and they can film it as part of "The Simple Life."   I might actually start watching the show again if they showed Nicole getting ready to visit Paris in jail, the girls sharing food from a vending machine, maybe smoking cigarettes on a patio together.  It would kind of quaint and very different from their normal lives.

And let’s hope there are no more reductions in her sentence for good behavior or because of prison overcrowding.  Do you think they will reduce her sentence for things like "having pretty hair" or "smelling nice" or "having gigantic feet" because I really do want her to serve at least a few weeks so that she misses several really good parties and has to go awhile without getting a bikini wax and a manicure and pedicure.  I’ll keep you posted cuz you know I love the Paris drama!

Paris looking to the future…..

Tags: paris hilton, nicole ritchie, the simple life

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4 Responses to “Paris-”Special Needs””

1. Latindaddy Says:
   May 17th, 2007 at 1:37 pm

   Is it me but is Paris Constipated lately? all her pics she looks soo tight like if they told her sentence was reduce to 3 days she ll let out a fart.

   By the way. Its our fault we see soo much of Paris, we pay too much mind to it. If a show doesnt get good ratings it gets cancelled. If we dont pay mind or listen to her or pay attention to her. POOF she ll be gone and on to Lindsay Lohan lol…By the way PARIS PARIS PARIS PARIS..there.. i just made keywords..i just made Paris more popular with Google..Damn PAris.

2. bridgezmag Says:
   May 17th, 2007 at 8:25 pm

   Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are her dogs allowed visits? - Charlie

3. STEVE IN DA MIX- Says:
   May 31st, 2007 at 12:05 pm

   LYNWOOD BABY!! its gonna roCks 4 her lol

4. Elisabeth Caudillo Says:
   June 14th, 2007 at 3:20 am

   This one makes sence “One’s first step in wisdom is to kuesstion everything - and one’s last is to come to terms with everything.”

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