Girls Gone Wild Gold Diggers

I know you’ve seen them.

Watchin Comedy Central late at night, you hear that patented jingle that screams out BOOOBS!!!

That’s right… Girls Gone Wild. Camera crews go out and film girls doing stupid things. Hi mom! The founder, Joe Francis has become the Hugh Hefner of generation X. He owns a freakin island, a jet, and an unlimited supply of young girls. You know those 30 virgins that Muslims jihadists believe are waiting for them, well, they are going to be one sad Religious Zealot because those virgins are kickin it a Joes place, and after this weekend, they wont be virgins anymore…

But I digress.

 

Joe’s Hit a speed bump.

A federal judge in Panama City, Fla., on Thursday ordered "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis jailed for contempt of court in a civil suit brought by seven young women who claimed the entrepreneur's film crews had placed them in sexually explicit situations.

Sexually explicit situations?

What.

The.

Fuck.

 

There is a very simple way to deal with this. Don’t get in front of the camera. If you see a trail of bras, broken dreams and beer bottles followed by a loud BOOBS, BOOBS, BOOBS chant…

 

… Just go away from that.

Leave.

All signs are pointing to, and I quote “ Sexually Explicit situations”

 

They saw the commotion and went to investigate like a white guy in a Horror movie.

 

A severed bloody arm….

 

I better investigate…

 

What a stupid lawsuit. On top of things, Joe agreed to settle as long as the payments for the settlement were made over the course of a few years, Miss gold digging whore wanted her money NOW, and rejected his offer. For once, I side with the porn companies…

I’m Out

-Andrew “ Aleon” Leon

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