Thanksgiving is a time when life's three Fs—família, food, and football—merge to put a smile on the face of millions of men. Along with napping and avoiding your annoying relatives, sports fans know Turkey Day is the perfect opportunity to watch a ridiculous amount of football. While it all sounds good on paper, we know balancing the three Fs can be a real pain in the nalgas. Mama wants to watch the eight-hour Macy's Parade, your primo nabbed the best seat in front of the flat screen and grandpa drank the last Corona. Read More

0-4. That’s how well I would've done if I had made picks for last week’s Wildcard games. Atlanta’s offense looked more balanced than Arizona’s; betting against Peyton Manning seemed about as smart as asking Lindsay Lohan to baby sit your kids; the Eagles were due to get run over by Adrian Peterson; and Miami over Baltimore…well, I’m a Dolphins fan, so let’s chalk that one up to blind, foolish love.

So, what would any sensible human do after putting up a fat donut over Wildcard Weekend? Make picks for the Divisional round and post them publicly, of course.