Get Out of Jail = More Free Publicity for Paris

Why am I so intrigued by Paris Hilton's get out of jail fiasco?

Is it because she is rich and gets to spend house aresst at her beautiful mansion?

No.  I think it's because she manipulated the American Justice system quite exquistely.  Yes, she duped them/paid them off well.  But there's more to this in which I am bedazzled.  It's that she gets even more shameless free publicity from all the local news, the "reputable" CNN, all those freakin internet blogs, and just your coworkers gossiping about it (yes it happened here at Sitv)! 

And I too have fallen victim to her master plan of self-promotion by having someone like me blogging about her.  Really, I don't follow celebs let alone Paris Hilton (but who can blame me--it's part of my environment).  Anyways, props to her and the master-minds behind the great publicity (her publicist is for sure laughing to the bank).

Alright, time for me to stop adding to her cause and her promotion.  Maybe I should talk about what really matters like how to save our planet or something :)