You're (Not) the Man!

My girlfriend Jenn can count two from her past, I know I’ve got one in there, Annie has a couple, and my friend Lynne says she can actually recall three of these situations.

You meet a guy, he’s smart, charming, handsome—an all around good catch. You go on a few dates and it turns out he’s also sweet and thoughtful, loves his momma, and he’s ambitious. It can’t get any better…except it does. He’s a good kisser, has a nice body, and after a few make out sessions, you start to feel like you’re ready to go all the way (Hey! Women still hold out!).

So it’s the big day. You’re all hot and bothered, tearing off each other’s clothes, and caught up in the passion. You. are. going. for. it. and it’s gonna be good.

He’s nakies, you’re nakies, AND THEN…it’s done. He’s done before it even got started.

WTF?

Talk about anti-climactic. Really? I thought this crap only happened on TV.

Not so. Turns out, it happens a lot. According to Dr. Ronald F. Gilbert, a board certified urologist, 35% of men between 18 to 59 have a little problem called premature ejaculation. It’s actually the most common sexual problem in men under 60.

Sorry ladies…guess it wasn’t that hot little number you wore after all. That guy was gonna go no matter what. That’s why Dr. Gilbert created a new product called Promescent.

It’s the first product on the market for men “suffering” (I mean, lets face it…if it weren’t embarrassing, then this could be a good thing) from PE. The concept is simple—it’s a lidocaine-based (look it up) spray, sold over the counter at drugstores. You put it on your willie and let it dry (you DO NOT want this stuff on your lady). After that, enjoy being a porn star for the night because you’ll probably go for hours. Just be sure to clear this with your lady friend…she might not be up for the ride.

If you’re suffering from PE (loser! Wait, did I write that? I’m sorry. I should be more sensitive…no pun intended!) then check out www.promescent.com.

It’s really a great concept and might lead to some great stories for my blog. So please keep me posted.

Looks like you can put your hand away guys...you might have a shot with the ladies after all (pun intended that time). wink wink