Too Many Drinks for the First Date

Who gets absolutely loaded, I mean, smashed, can’t stay awake and wobbly drunk when they’re trying to impress someone?

Ladies…I’ve heard a lot of horrible first date stories, but last night I think I heard the worst one yet. I’ll tell you right now, when you’re on a first date with a guy not only should you watch how many drinks you have (as not to look like a bimbo or get taken advantage of), but you should watch how many drinks he has too!

While having dinner with my friend Rico last night, he told me about a couple of his friends who have gotten DUI’s in the last few years. Among them, a guy who was on a first date with a girl that he really liked.

I don’t know the details of the actual date, so I’m going to set it up in my imagination. I assume he picked her up at home, they went out to dinner and talked for a while, then after getting to know each other they decided to keep the night going by getting drinks at a bar. Big problem.

Turns out on the way home, this Romeo of a guy was way to drunk to drive. He passed out at the wheel and got into a car accident!! That’s not only a DUI, but get this—the girl was badly injured. He actually put her in the hospital where she was in a coma for 2 days. A COMA!

Putting a girl in the hospital and in coma definitely beats having “Whiskey D*ck”. Either way, both are horrifying, unimpressive, and guys—YOU DON’T GET LAID. For sure.

Moral of story—don’t drink so much. Geez.