Power Tool "Sex Toy" Injures Woman

Did you hear about this?

A couple in Maryland thought it might be fun to attach a sex toy to a saber saw blade…and actually USED it on the woman’s vajayjay. Yes, you read that correctly. Saw Blade+Sex Toy+Lady Parts….you know what that equals? Big mess that got the chick flown to the hospital.

There aren’t details of what happened, but you can only imagine that it was bad…I mean, this sounds like an incident that could have been in the movie Seven. We all know men can be idiots when it comes to “trying new things” during sexual encounters (a friend told me her ex-boyfriend once suggested using his electric toothbrush. Gross), but the worst part about this story is that SHE actually agreed to this horrible idea!

In the article it states, “The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.”

Told you it was his idea! Stupid f*@k.

But unfortunately, she said yes, “Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.”

Now, I’ll tell you what…if my man were to pull out a friggin saw blade while we were going at it—I would fight. My instinct would be, “He’s trying to kill me!” not “Wow, I bet I could have multiple orgasms on that bad boy!” Am I right?

But lets just say this experiment worked…I still think this guy is an idiot. Why? Well, I’m assuming he attached the toy to the blade for added power (because a regular vibrator just doesn’t go hard enough). Did he really think his girlfriend would ever want to have sex with his puny human tool again? It’s like choosing between The Terminator and a regular guy…he doesn’t stand a chance. I’m just saying.

To read the full article, visit: MSNBC.com.