Spicy Babies

It seems like spring is the time when babies are popping up everywhere.  Two gals at my work are pregnant; my cousin has a bun in the oven and there are a slew of preggo celebs.  Nicole Richie has baby number two on the way.  Mel Gibson has dubbed himself “Octo-Mel” for knocking up his Russian girlfriend (he has 7 with his soon to be ex-wife).  Supermodel Adriana Lima is expecting her first baby and supermodel/mama Heidi Klum has baby number 4 on board.  Models seem to be quite fertile right now as Gisele Bundchen is also expecting.  Maybe there is something in the water right now…or maybe everyone is just really horny. 

 

One thing I have noticed though is that mixed babies seem to be especially cute.  Sure, most babies are cute but damn, mixed race babies just have that little something extra that makes them special.  Sure, I’m tooting my own horn but we of the ethnic persuasion make some fine looking kids.  Take a look at Levi, the offspring of whitey Matthew McConaughey and his Brazilian model girlfriend Camila Alves.  That is one gordito that I just want to eat up!  He is absolutely adorable.  They should set up a marriage with Halle Berry’s little girl, Nahla, with model Gabriel Aubrey.  She is a beautiful little curly-haired girl with honey colored skin.  She got the best of both of her parents’ looks and is going to be a heart breaker when she grows up.  Another cutie of African-American and Caucasian mix is Harlowe, Nicole Richie’s daughter.  And they have another bundle of joy on the way.

 

I think one of the most beautiful celebrity kids out there though is Suri Cruise.  She looks like a doll and is always dressed to a T.  Hell, the girl wears more expensive clothes and shoes than I do.  But wait, I thought you were talking about mixed race children you might be thinking?  Little Suri is of mixed race.  I’m convinced that mama Katie is human and that crazy-ass father of hers, Tom the Scientologist, is of the alien race.  How else can anyone explain all the stupid things he did in the last 5 years. 

 

So my suggestion to anyone out there who wants to hedge their bet on having a good looking kid is a) find yourself a good looking person to copulate with and b) try a little jungle fever.  Nuff said!