A Remote for the Narcissist in You

 

When you have a superiority complex when it comes to gedgets, this sleek RC1 is a necessary addition to your absolute empire. With this supple and distinguished device any reigning urban dictator can rule from the throne of their couch. With applications for complete control of your TV/video/DVD, music/CD, internet, e-mail, CCTV, burglary alarm, lights, curtains, air-conditioning and surveillance of navigation systems. With the RC1 omnipresence is a an understatement. Composed of pure gold by Danish manufacturer Lantic Systems, its comes in at mere $30,000 and should be availible for X-Mas.

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