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chismosa's blogPOSTED May, 27 2009  It seems like spring is the time when babies are popping up everywhere. Two gals at my work are pregnant; my cousin has a bun in the oven and there are a slew of preggo celebs. Nicole Richie has baby number two on the way. Mel Gibson has dubbed himself “Octo-Mel” for knocking up his Russian girlfriend (he has 7 with his soon to be ex-wife). POSTED May, 26 2009  It is the official “unofficial” start of summer! And what did I do to commemorate such an auspicious occasion you ask? Did I barbeque or go to the beach or see one of the blockbuster movies that came out? No, I sat on my ass and watched marathons of Clean House, Land of the Lost and Grill It! POSTED May, 21 2009  I’m soooo sorry. I have held my tongue for weeks but I can no longer NOT say something about the Jon and Kate debacle. Everyone at work, ok maybe only the women, are talking about it. Did Jon cheat? Is Kate doin it with the bodyguard? Does Kate have Jon’s balls in her purse? POSTED May, 20 2009  I love movies. I like the big comfy seats and eating popcorn and candy (except for the jacked up prices). And I am looking forward to one movie in particular that is coming out this summer. There are two reasons I’m looking forward to this movie: Depp and Bale. POSTED December, 31 1969  I went camping in Joshua Tree this weekend and when I got back I was hot, tired and dirty. So I took a shower and got rid of 2 ½ days worth of desert dirt. Then I plopped down on my couch with my kitty to watch TV. There wasn’t a whole lot airing Sunday afternoon and after scrolling through the dial couldn’t find much. POSTED May, 15 2009  As I was driving into work this morning I saw a car with a driver’s license that said “Mr. Rad.” I pulled up next to Mr. POSTED December, 31 1969  Once again a person has found something unusual in their meal at a restaurant. Jack and his girlfriend went out for a nice dinner at T.G.I. Friday’s in N.Y. POSTED May, 05 2009  Lately I've been feeling pretty damn lazy. All I want to do is lay on my couch with my kitty and watch TV eating crackers. I didn't even do my taxes until this past weekend, even though I was getting money back. So I started thinking about my life and the 7 Deadly Sins. Which one(s), I thought, would I possibly go to hell for should I die this very moment? And how awful to be found in a Mama Cass-like position, choking on a ham sandwich with 10 empty animal cracker boxes strewn all over the living room. Sure, it was o
What do lesbians and Cinco de Mayo have in common? Nothing really. But often if you get a girl sufficiently drunk she will kiss another girl during Cinco de Mayo celebrations so I thought I would celebrate drinking and kissing-two of my favorite sports! It has happened again. The image of the Virgin Mary has appeared on an inanimate object. Normally Jesus and his mom like to appear to small children (Lourdes, Guadalupe, etc) or on food, but this time Mary decided to go a different route. The Virgin Mary has shown up on a griddle at the Las Palmas Restaurant...in a swap meet...in Calexico! Jesus and Mary always did like to kick it with the homies and this time it is no different. If I was going to have my image appear in a restaurant I would at least show up at Eva Longoria's swanky Latino themed rest |
